Some fun

暗陨 发表于 2006-10-30 12:19:29

Recently I found some funny things in the Bible (The Old Testament).
 
First, God is a cheat. Adam was deceived by “Eat from that tree (the apple tree), and you will surely die.” The apple certainly isn’t the one in <Snow White>, so how could it kill Adam? Maybe Adam and Eve were driven away from the Eden just because they exposed the God’s lie which irritated HIM.
 
Second, “Eve believed the serpent, and wanted be a god. “Aha~ although she hadn’t eaten the apple, she has appetite already. People all born with evil.
 
Third, God wanted Abraham to show his sincerity, so HE told him to kill his own son as sacrifice. No wonder song jokes “God is a girl”, HE does be sensitive and distrustful as if HE was a girl.
 
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  • pc
    2006-10-31 01:03:23

    あの…君が英語のバイブルを読んでいますか。すごいですね。僕は英語や日本語や何でも下手ですが、大変ですよ。

    ...あなたの日本語はすでにとてもすごくなった~


  • pc
    2006-10-31 12:38:53

    I am just wondering Is there anyting esle you can surprise me.Did you also choose Japanese as your 2nd foreign language to learn?

    I am sorry I haven't the chance to choose a second language, just because our school hasn’t provided such courses. I learn Japanese just by cartoons and games, so my listening is much better than reading and writing.
    As for your question….perhaps “I come from Mars” can astonish you.


  • lang
    2006-11-02 19:27:14

    ai! lan de qu xiang ta de yi si le ,mei you ban fa ,ying yu tai bu gan mao ,si la si la di
       youyudexinqingshiweishenme!
    weixiaodeyangzishibushiyijingmeiyoulebuzaileshenghuojieshulema?

    试着阅读,试着写作,这有着发现的乐趣。

    OTZ神呐~我果然是语文最差,拼音得我好辛苦

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